*Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I wouldn’t
trade you for anything. Of course,
nobody’s offered me anything.

*Thank you, Dad, for killing all of those
spiders. You are a real hero. Happy
Father’s Day!

*I thought long and hard about the perfect
Father’s Day gift for you and then I
realized that the perfect gift is me, a child
who is charming, witty, and gorgeous.
Happy Father’s Day!

*Dear Dad, for Father’s Day I hope you
enjoy this nice present that I bought with
your money. Happy Father’s Day! 

*I love how we don’t need to say out loud
that I am your favorite child. Happy
Father’s Day!

*I smile because you are my dad. I laugh
because there is nothing that you can do
about it. Happy Father’s Day!

* Happy Father’s Day to the world’s best
dad from the world’s best son!

* Thank you, Dad, for carrying me on your
shoulders and letting me stand on your
feet while we danced. Happy Father’s
Day!